Tag: Warren Beatty

Written by blog reader, former strongman aficionado, porn appreciator and financial business prospector. My Brazilian clone Raphael F.

Hey Pygod, how are you doing?

I’ve been reading the Top 10 Womanizers list every once in a while for some years now and think it’s an all round great list, but I wanted to give my own take on who are the biggest serial fuckers ever and there wasn’t any comments section on the blog. I appreciate you putting yourself on the top spot by the way, nice move bro! I’ll mostly leave historical figures and non-famous people out, although I think putting Jon Dough and the Kinsey Guy there was more democratic. Overall, I favor the quantity of hookups more than sexual status of the women (celebrity or sex symbol).

My personal list would be:

1 – Charlie Sheen

Top balance between amount of women and status of women. He fucked 5,000 with many celebrities among them and was overall the top Hollywood playboy. He was the prototypical bon-vivant with a life rigged with alcohol, drugs and sex.

2 – Mick Jagger

I have to put Mick below Sheen and above the third place because he’s a sex legend but with a lesser number than the first place, since my sources tell he rolled in the hay with 4,000. Really balanced number/status of women too, great numbers with many celebrities. He was more sexual than the Beatles, likely had overwhelming amounts of fucking and was a massive playboy.

3 – Warren Beatty

Blue-eyed, thick lips, handsome boy who couldn’t keep himself from seducing co-stars and banging them down. Impressive list and he is my particular sex-having inspiration: fucked the whole Hollywood and then settled down at an old age with a woman he loves, engaging in a faithful relationship and building a family at the elderly stage of his life, after spending his whole youth and middle age (the times he was probably more sexually functional) feasting on pussy. His reputed 12,000 women fucking is probably exaggerated, but still probably in the thousands.

4 – Wilt Chamberlain

I have to put him here. He hasn’t got any stories with celebrities (besides supposedly having an affair with a single Tarantino’s mom) but his number is the most impressive of all: 20,000 is enough sex to make your dick fall off! The tallest of the list at 7’1″ (2,16m). Possibly had a huge dick as well, although he’s not as reputed as John Salley.

5 – Tommy Lee

Probably more batshit crazy than the four former places (and maybe most of the list) and filled with controversy over the law, did many women and was probably the most well-acquainted with engaging sexually with groupies, since his band have well-documented physical gigs with them. Screwed enough celebrities and have a large number to be on the list, as well as being a top life enjoyer.

6 – Dennis Rodman

One of the tallest on the list at 6’7″ (1,99m) according to Celebheights, Dennis stems from a troublesome childhood and intense trauma even after he made it to the NBA. After being cheated on with an unknown teammate, Dennis reinvented himself and started going on many highlighted antics, which involved, of course, lots and lots of fucking. Madonna, Carmen Electra…all the while defying gender somewhat, dressing up in makeup and extravagant women’s clothing.

7 – Tom Jones

I was really indecisive about whether to put him or the name below on the 7th spot, but since seven is a symbolic number and I really like Tom, I’ll put him here. Plus, Tom’s got a number of 250 women a year, and if we assume he spent at least five years averaging this, then we have some 1,250 women he screwed. Similar to Beatty, I feel Jones’ yearning for having the woman he loves and grew up with while still not resisting his intense sexual appetite of fucking any girl willing to go down with him.

8 – John F. Kennedy

Man did use his connections, power and influence to get down and dirty. Funny to know a US president indeed engaged in promiscuity, and promiscuity greenlit by the White House herself, mind you. He had many notorious affairs, seemingly attracted votes of thousands (maybe millions?) of housewives because of his bright shining teeth along with optimistic American views, and also was fond of groupies.

9 – Hugh Hefner

The old man built a sex empire and used it to fuck relentlessly. Losing his V-card at 22, probably because of a mix of some social estrangement with conservative social norms, he made up for the lost time hanging around with really hot models and living in a full-blown mansion with them. Really clever use of resources there.

10 – Fidel Castro

The communist revolutionary leader is reputed to have been with 35,000 women. I find such a number greatly exaggerated, and if true would put him way above in this list. Fidel, though, does seem to be a really experienced player and have screwed in the thousands, maybe, having a vivid sexual appetite.

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Now that’s my list. I have many honorable mentions of really great names, also:

Tiger Woods

Jack Nicholson

George Harrison

Engelbert Humperdinck

Lemmy Kilmister

Gene Simmons

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