The fascinating 72 Virgins in Islamic religion.
Where are they? In Muslim Paradise.
But can we get the equivalent on Earth?
Yes we can! We will see this later…
Before some facts about the Houris.
In Islam, the ḥūr or ḥūrīyah (Arabic: حورية) are commonly translated as “(splendid) companions of equal age (well-matched)”, “lovely eyed”, of “modest gaze”, “pure beings” or “companions pure” of paradise, denoting humans and jinn who enter paradise after being recreated anew in the hereafter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
In the Sunan al-Tirmidhi, one of the six major Hadith collections, it states:
It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham ‘Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa’id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad PBUH saying, ‘The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San’a.
The sensual pleasures are graphically elaborated by Qur’anic commentator and polymath, Al-Suyuti (died 1505). He wrote:
“Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.”
No offend, but it’s a lot more entertaining than the Bible.
There are several descriptions related to houri that are found in various Islamic references. Some include:
Physical Attributes:
+ Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
+ Like pearls
+ Hairless except the eye brows and the head
+ Beautiful
+ White skinned
+ 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall ?
+ 7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width ?
+ Transparent to the marrow of their bones
+ Eternally young
+ Companions of equal age
Sexual Attributes:
+ Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
+ Virgins
+ Voluptuous/full-breasted
+ With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
+ Appetizing vaginas
Personality Attributes:
+ Chaste
+ Restraining their glances
+ Modest gaze
Other Attributes:
+ Splendid
+ Pure
+ Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree
+ Never dissatisfied
+ Will sing praise
Which porn stars would fit the bill?
Virgin? Forget it!
Teenagers look? Indeed! Tanner Mayes
I need a pale-skinned, big boobed girl with an hairless pussy… Tera Patrick, but she has some pussy hair. What about Jayden Cole? She fits the bill with her unmarked white skin, big natural boobs, and bald pussy! Huuum!!!!
Sources:
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Authenticity_of_72_Virgins_Hadith
https://www.quora.com/Where-do-the-72-virgins-in-Muslim-ideology-come-from-Are-they-virgins-who-died-in-life
http://islamnewsroom.com/news-we-need/1414-virgins-in-heaven
http://hlaoo1980.blogspot.com/2016/11/72-virgins-plus-4-more-for-isis-mosul.html
Related links:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rockbeyondbelief/2011/11/27/why-72-virgins-is-more-like-a-punishment-not-a-reward/
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/OtherGround/72-virgins:2537122
Well… It sound great to me!
72 Porn Stars
Wow! Astonishing!!!
I thought 40 (PYGOD’s wives) was the Magical Number but what about 72?
40 was a significant and interesting number but 72 is a much more significant number historically and religiously as 72 quantifies the number of sex slaves a proud Muslim will enjoy in Paradise screwing them all 24/7/365 with his everlasting erection. This is AWESOME! That’s what religion should be all about!!! Selling you fun and endless pleasure instead of boring shit like seating on a cloud in the sky for eternity!!!!
Now let me return on planet Earth where I belong and where you probably live too if you are currently reading this paper.
72 Porn Stars instead of 72 Virgins seems like an obvious choice for me, since I’ve already carefully and meticulously cherry-picked 40 Porn Stars as my 40 beloved PYGOD’s wives.
After measuring the pros and cons with deep reflexion and HARD to contain erect-citement. I came (in both sense of the word) to the conclusion that adding 32 Porn Stars to My Harem would be a good thing! However my 32 new sex slaves won’t have the permanent status of wives as my carefully cherry-picked 40 PYGOD’s wives. But my new 32 wankable fuck dolls/sex slaves can be given the honorable and venerable title of fiancées. A fiancée is by definition a promise of marriage. So my fiancées have the potential to be my future wives!
If King Solomon can have a Harem of 1,000 wives (officially 700 wives and 300 concubines). PYGOD can have 72 PYGOD’s wives (40 wives and 32 fiancées).
Fine! Thank you very fuckin’ much!
I already have my 40 Porn Stars / PYGOD’s wives
Now let’s find my next 32 Porn Stars / fiancées to satisfy the everlasting erection and lust to jerk-off of the Anaconda 1% (my cock).
To accelerate the process, I told myself if I have to leave tomorrow which 72 Porn Stars would I bring with me!?!
My 40 PYGOD’s wives for sure and…
- Carmen Luvana
- Carmen Armania
- Sara Jay
- Felecia
- Alexa Parks
- Kristi Myst
- Monica Mattos
- Bree Olson
- Shay Sweet
- Bonnie Rotten
- Christy Mack
- Misty Rain
- Bridgette B
- Koni Demiko
- Vivian Silverstone
- Jynx Maze
- Mandy Muse
- Tianna Lynn
- Jesse Jane
- Joyce Oliveira
- Holly Hendrix
- Renee’s friend
- Patricia Petite
- Pamela French
- Elicia Solis
- Carmella Bing
- Naomi Russel
- Vandal Vyxen
- Rose Monroe
- Shelbee Myne
- Asia Carrera
- Asa Akira
Cool! It wasn’t that hard but my cock got hard as fuck!
This is my first draw in no particular order.
It took me a couple of hours, the exercise was really fun!
I cannot understand guys who don’t even know the names of the pornstars they jerk-off to???!!??
And after verification, almost all these Ladies can lick my ass (almost 30 of them do Rimjob To Male) and I am ready to leave and fly away with my 72 Porn Stars / wives.
Leaving? Flying away? Where? What? Anyway!
“Forget about the pie in the sky, get yours here and now.”
— Reverend Ike
WHO ARE YOUR 72 PORN STARS?
