On this new year 2014, here are some legit porn awards celebrating Beauty and Sluttiness. But as you will see these awards are more about backstage politic than anything else. Yes, three of my girls (Ariana, Annette & Bella) won Superslut and Dirty Girl awards. But who can beat Ariana Jollee, Annette Schwarz, and Belladonna in the sluttiness department? My dirtiest supersluts should have been unbeatable forever.
My Number 1 girl Jenna Jameson won the 2006 Hottest Body award. However Jesse Jane won the award for three consecutive years (2007-2009). But is Jesse Jane that much hotter than Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Jill Kelly? I don’t think so. However Jenna Jameson herself was seduced by the hot body of Jesse Jane. Jenna was surprised to win the 2006 Hottest Body award, telling AVN.com after the show, “I was really flattered, of course, but you know who I think has the greatest body? Jesse Jane. Oh my god, her ass is just perfect!”
The concept is simple. The below list is the number of times I’ve jerked-off to a specific porn star or woman on the last twelve months. Each porn star is ranked in order of wankability. From the most to the less.
Holy fuck! I never realized that I’ve been wanking so much!! If wanking is good for your mental and physical health. I can assure you that I am in excellent health!
I’ve jerked-off 487 times exclusively on my 30 girl-Harem!!! Add 83 non-PYGOD’s wives to this total. Taking note that I’ve wanked between 12 to 1 time on each of this 83 non-PYGOD’s wives. Then you got a stunning number of jerk-off for this past year 2013. I wanna thank, not only my Top 30 PYGOD’s wives, but all the women I’ve masturbated on. A lot of fun at no cost and without any trouble.
As you can see, it was all about Pinky this year. By June, Pinkywas already the clear winner of this year Masturbation Muse Of The Year. I just can’t get enough of her big ass, blowjob expertise, riding skills, strap-on dexterity, and unusual look.
Since masturbation and jerking off is truly good for your health and so great for your mood, at least mine. My “resolution” for the year 2014 is to jerks-off at least 2-3 times a day, taking care of my two websites/blogs PYGODblog.com & StrengthFighter.com, and weight training in the evening at the gym. I know this already what I do. But I’ve now realized that this is my solution to happiness.
The Revelation Of The Year 2011 is without a doubt, the dirtiest girl on earth, Annette Schwarz. Annette Schwarz is extraordinarily slutty that it’s impossible to stop wanking to her. She is one hell of a bombshell whore!
Pornstars Swallowing Awards? Interesting concept! Who’s better than the expert himself to tell who the best of the best, la creme de la creme of cum swallowing. I’ve found the following on the porn forum of PlanetSuzy.org under the post Favourite pornstars who swallow ? by porn aficionado rockinit69
“I personally catogorise pornstars who swallow, so I have favourites for different areas, and as such here are my results…
Prettiest Porn Star who swallows: Jasmine Rouge (she is stunning IMO)
Best swallow technique: Keeani Lei (she swallows without closing her mouth, just mouth wide open and gulps it back, amazing)
Dirtiest Swallow: Annette Schwarz (she even snorts cum from her hands, and off cocks)
Best swallow scene: Bobbi Starr & Dana Dearmond – Insatiable Voyage (some of the best cum swapping ever filmed).
Most cum: Cindy Crawford (over 100 loads drank down in American Gokkun)
Most consistent swallower: Hilary Scott (she swallows cum in nearly every scene she’s in).
Every porn clip and film I own has a swallow, and thats over 300gb – If you need any confirmation of the above, search this site, you should find all the clips here from above and you will see what I mean!”