On this new year 2014, here are some legit porn awards celebrating Beauty and Sluttiness. But as you will see these awards are more about backstage politic than anything else. Yes, three of my girls (Ariana, Annette & Bella) won Superslut and Dirty Girl awards. But who can beat Ariana Jollee, Annette Schwarz, and Belladonna in the sluttiness department? My dirtiest supersluts should have been unbeatable forever.

My Number 1 girl Jenna Jameson won the 2006 Hottest Body award. However Jesse Jane won the award for three consecutive years (2007-2009). But is Jesse Jane that much hotter than Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Jill Kelly? I don’t think so. However Jenna Jameson herself was seduced by the hot body of Jesse Jane. Jenna was surprised to win the 2006 Hottest Body award, telling AVN.com after the show, “I was really flattered, of course, but you know who I think has the greatest body? Jesse Jane. Oh my god, her ass is just perfect!”