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Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2017

Masturbation Muses 2017

Name of the Lady and the Number of times (cumshots) I’ve Jerked-off to her. The Woman with the most cumshots wins the prestigious Award of My Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2017

  1. Goldie Blair Gold medal – first place – 24 cumshots
  2. Sasha Foxxx Silver medal – second place – 20 cumshots
  3. Jayden Cole Bronze medal – third place – 18 cumshots
  4. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 14 cumshots
  5. Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 13 cumshots
  6. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 12 cumshots
  7. Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 12 cumshots
  8. Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 12 cumshots
  9. Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 11 cumshots
  10. Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 10 cumshots
  11. Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 9 cumshots
  12. Sexy Cora – 9 cumshots
  13. Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 8 cumshots
  14. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 8 cumshots
  15. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 8 cumshots
  16. Jayna James / Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 8 cumshots
  17. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 8 cumshots
  18. Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 7 cumshots
  19. Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 7 cumshots
  20. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 7 cumshots
  21. Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 7 cumshots
  22. Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 6 cumshots
  23. Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 6 cumshots
  24. Carmen Luvana – 6 cumshots
  25. Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 5 cumshots
  26. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 5 cumshots
  27. Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 5 cumshots
  28. Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 5 cumshots
  29. Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 5 cumshots
  30. Elicia Solis – 5 cumshots
  31. Sara Jay – 5 cumshots
  32. Bonnie Rotten – 5 cumshots
  33. Monica Mattos – 5 cumshots
  34. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 4 cumshots
  35. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 4 cumshots
  36. Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 4 cumshots
  37. Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 4 cumshots
  38. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 4 cumshots
  39. Misty Rain – 4 cumshots
  40. Pamela Kayne – 4 cumshots
  41. Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 3 cumshots
  42. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 3 cumshots
  43. Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 3 cumshots
  44. Harem d’Alladin – 3 cumshots
  45. King James reverse gangbang – 3 cumshots
  46. Mia Khalifa – 3 cumshots
  47. Marylin Jess – 3 cumshots
  48. Asa Akira – 3 cumshots
  49. Sandra B / Armania Weiss – 3 cumshots
  50. Koni Demiko – 3 cumshots
  51. PYGOD’s wives – 2 cumshots
  52. Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 2 cumshots
  53. JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 2 cumshots
  54. Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 2 cumshots
  55. Sweet Amy Lee – 2 cumshots
  56. Jordanne Kali – 2 cumshots
  57. Kesha & Sheila Ortega – 2 cumshots
  58. Alison Tyler – 2 cumshots
  59. Sky Lopez – 2 cumshots
  60. Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo – 2 cumshots
  61. Monica Bellucci – 2 cumshots
  62. Naomi Russel – 2 cumshots
  63. Alexa Parks – 2 cumshots
  64. Vivian Silverstone – 2 cumshots
  65. Charlie Garcia – 2 cumshots
  66. Triple facials in Club (amateur) – 2 cumshots
  67. Karlie Montana – 2 cumshots
  68. reverse gangbang – 2 cumshots
  69. Allura Jenson – 2 cumshots
  70. Patricia Petite – 2 cumshots
  71. Brunette Bailey (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 2 cumshots
  72. Jill Kassidy – 2 cumshots
  73. Foxy Prissy – 2 cumshots
  74. Top 11 scenes – 1 cumshot
  75. Kylie Ireland & Bianca Trump (Babewatch 3somes) – 1 cumshots
  76. Ashley Sage & Brooke (Babewatch) – 1 cumshot
  77. Gia Paloma & Julie Night – 1 cumshot
  78. Mandi (w/ Anna Miller) – 1 cumshot
  79. Vyxen Steel – 1 cumshot
  80. Blonde gyaru w/ Mana Izumi – 1 cumshot
  81. Caroline Pierce (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 1 cumshot
  82. random girl facial squirt by Bonnie Rotten – 1 cumshot
  83. Candy Hill – 1 cumshot
  84. Darcia Lee – 1 cumshot
  85. Arya Faye – 1 cumshot
  86. Nikki Lipps – 1 cumshot
  87. Alanah Rae – 1 cumshot
  88. Asian raped by Ariel X – 1 cumshot
  89. CIM blonde – 1 cumshot
  90. Pinky June, Bella Baby, Nika Nikola – 1 cumshot
  91. Mariah Ford & brunette stripper (Bloodfist 2050) – 1 cumshot
  92. Bree Olson – 1 cumshot
  93. Bobbi Bliss – 1 cumshot
  94. Aubrey Adams – 1 cumshot
  95. Natasha Starr – 1 cumshot
  96. Calico – 1 cumshot
  97. Brook Waters – 1 cumshot
  98. TS belle face chataine – 1 cumshot
  99. Britney Amber – 1 cumshot
  100. Riley Reece – 1 cumshot
  101. Cameron Day – 1 cumshot
  102. Brooklyn Blue – 1 cumshot
  103. Candy Charms – 1 cumshot
  104. Tianna Lynn – 1 cumshot
  105. Sandy & Sophie Moone (blonde shower lesbian) – 1 cumshot
  106. Trina Michaels – 1 cumshot
  107. Denise K – 1 cumshot
  108. Aletta Ocean – 1 cumshot
  109. Anissa Kate – 1 cumshot
  110. Jasmine Jae – 1 cumshot
  111. Peta Jensen – 1 cumshot
  112. Alana Angel – 1 cumshot
  113. Blonde milf & teen brunette w/ Jayden Cole – 1 cumshot
  114. Bridgette B – 1 cumshot
  115. Mercedes Carrera – 1 cumshot
  116. Nikki Delano – 1 cumshot
  117. Isabella Dos Santos – 1 cumshot
  118. Gwen Summers – 1 cumshot
  119. Jynx Maze – 1 cumshot
  120. Megan Foxx – 1 cumshot
  121. Mylee Cruz – 1 cumshot
  122. Lane Sisters – 1 cumshot
  123. Bianca Trump – 1 cumshot
  124. fille topless Bloc Murdock (24 mai) – 1 cumshot
  125. Avy Lee Roth – 1 cumshot
  126. Britt Morgan – 1 cumshot
  127. Mila Shegol – 1 cumshot
  128. Mila – 1 cumshot
  129. Lovette – 1 cumshot
  130. Keeani Lei – 1 cumshot
  131. 3 girls in Ariana Jollee orgy – 1 cumshot
  132. Dolly Golden – 1 cumshot
  133. Madelyn Monroe – 1 cumshot
  134. Samantha Ardente – 1 cumshot
  135. Jessie Storm – 1 cumshot
  136. August Night – 1 cumshot
  137. Alicia Roze – 1 cumshot
  138. Jessica Darlin – 1 cumshot
  139. Jewell DeNyle – 1 cumshot
  140. Romi Rain – 1 cumshot
  141. Elizabeth Bentley – 1 cumshot
  142. Dani Daniels – 1 cumshot
  143. Leya Falcon – 1 cumshot
  144. Cytheria – 1 cumshot
  145. Carmella Bing – 1 cumshot
  146. Sophie Dee – 1 cumshot
  147. trannies – 1 cumshot
  148. Melissa Ria – 1 cumshot
  149. escorte brunette mega-cochonne super head – 1 cumshot
  150. Mia (escorte Jesse Jane) – 1 cumshot
  151. Nyomi Banxxx – 1 cumshot
  152. Brunette teen with Koni Demiko – 1 cumshot
  153. Felecia – 1 cumshot
  154. Tera Heart – 1 cumshot
  155. TS Nicole Charming – 1 cumshot
  156. Chastity Lynn – 1 cumshot
  157. Makayla Cox – 1 cumshot
  158. Blonde & brunette licking a cock in Monique vid – 1 cumshot
  159. Moriah Mills – 1 cumshot
  160. Lizz Taylor – 1 cumshot
  161. Jada Stevens – 1 cumshot
  162. Holly Hendrix – 1 cumshot

I’ve jerked off only 415 times, including 218 on my PYGOD’s wives) in 2017. My numbers are low thanks, but no thanks, to my weird idea of having a two months porn reboot in order to re-become Le Franchiseur (sex god serial fucker elite performer) that I was before I realized that you can get STD even if you wear a condon.

WTF? I always had some king of weird idea and “goal” at the end of summer. Just like a few year ago when I thought about re-becoming the full-time stock market speculator that I was until 2010, two years after the stock market crash wasting away years of dedication and most importantly MONEY!!!

However, fortunately, I don’t only had shitty crazy flashback in the past and self-validation bullshit desires on summer time. After all, I officially became a Porn Webmaster  on August 30, 2005. Which was and still is a good risk-free enjoyable vocation.

Collectioning booties is a bottomless waste of time and Money all in the sake of self-validation purpose and sex with unworthy sluts. Otherwise say, I’m a PORNOSEXUAL 4 Life. Endless pleasure without any risk (STDs, pregnancy, sexual harassment lawsuits, dishonest hookers…) and bullshit (game, dating, relationships, lame sex, unattractive bitches, waste of time and Money…).in love with the porno

As for my life as a stock market speculator. I’m done with it, the flame is gone since 2010.

So the wisdom quote of my life story could be:

“Don’t run from who you’ve become. Embrace it and grow from it. And you will never lose sight of what you really want and truly enjoy.”

In my case it’s mean:

LIBERTY
(Time & Money)

+

SLAUGHTERSPORT.COM

+

PYGODswives.com

=

HAPPINESS

Enough of my life choices, now let’s get back to the sex life of the Anaconda 1%, which is my Elite cock, my favorite toy.

 

FAVORITE THINGS TO JERK-OFF TO

  1. FACIAL (cumshot, squirt, cum in mouth, swallow, cleanup) – 137 TIMES
  2. FEET – 100 TIMES
  3. BlowJob (including deepthroat, head fuck, and double BJ) – 48 times
  4. Fucked – 36 times
  5. HOM handgagging – 35 times
  6. Rimjob to male – 34 times
  7. Anal – 17 times
  8. Lesbian Kissing – 13 times

 

CUMULATIVE MASTURBATION MUSE 2010-2017

  1. Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 120
  2. Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 113
  3. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 107
  4. Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 103
  5. Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 100
  6. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 100
  7. Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 98
  8. Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 98
  9. Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 92
  10. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 89
  11. Jayna James/Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 88
  12. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 88
  13. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 86
  14. Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 84
  15. Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 80
  16. PYGOD’s wives – 78
  17. Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 76
  18. Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 72
  19. Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 71
  20. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 71
  21. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 69
  22. Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 66
  23. Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 65
  24. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 60
  25. Jayden Cole – 57
  26. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 55
  27. Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 55
  28. Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 54
  29. Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 50
  30. Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 49
  31. Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 48
  32. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 47
  33. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 46
  34. Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 45
  35. Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 43
  36. JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 43
  37. Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 42
  38. Goldie Blair – 42
  39. Sasha Foxxx – 21

MASTURBATION MUSES OF ALL TIME

 

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